Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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