have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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