If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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