Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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