Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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