he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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