You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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