So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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