She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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