I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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