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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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