I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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