I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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