Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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