Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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