And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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