Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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