Whod you bang
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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