Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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