Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to calm my uterus...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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