so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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