i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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