Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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