No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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