i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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