is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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