She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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