Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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