Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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