Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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