he was CRYING into my vagina
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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