Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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