Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's blow job season.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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