I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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