took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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