The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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