love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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