I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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