In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
What a dumb baby whore.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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