Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i think my cat just said my name.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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