Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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