oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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