Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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