i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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