Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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