All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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