No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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