the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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