hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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