I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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