is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Watching her eat just hurts me
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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