you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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