It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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